in the beginning was the word
a light-hearted attempt to imagine what might actually have caused God to create the universe and our world In The Beginning Was The Word In the beginning God was simply boredHe had to admit that was ‘The Word’In the timeless void of a sizeless point long had He restedBut now even His endless patience was […]
a bloody ballad
a red-blooded effort at an amusing and educational(ish) verse or two… 🙂 A Bloody Ballad Bright, young corpuscle flowing alongHe was humming a popular corpuscle songKnowing somehow that his job was to swimHe dreamed of adventures fate planned for him He had left the bone marrow early this mornWhen into the fast flowing stream he […]
kneady cat
sometimes it’s nice to be kneaded… (photograph features Mimi the original needy cat and inspiration for this verse)… Kneady Cat Oh, needy cat…Am I as dough to you?Were you once a bakerIn your nine lives?Or do you just recallYour mother’s papWhen you knead meIn that way? Or mayhapYou were a vintnerAnd I am now the […]
every single f*cking cherry (originally written and published in 2025 — parental advisory: contains strong language)
CHERRY HARVEST 2025 POEM: — Excuse my French but….. (Yes the darn Iberian azure winged magpies have done it again in ’26… They just LOVE organic cherries it seems!! I just wish they’d left me a few… Please excuse the language Every Single F*cking Cherry Every f*cking cherry, yet againThose blue-winged bst*rds nickedThey simply swooped […]
what the dickens…
a poem I wrote some years ago — as of posting this in 2025 (probably around three decades, in fact!) in a moment of desire to try to work in various Dickensian references (more-or-less :D)… it took a little research and I still have to read several of Dicken’s opuses referred to in the rhyme… […]
on the bench
I took ‘time out’ to jot a poem that tries to make a judgement about what a poet could be hoping might be the case should a park bench in memoriam of him/her be provided for the public to use… this effort was the benchmark for poems written in October 2025… 😉 On the Bench […]
matters of concern (aka trust the science?)
Matters of conCERN (aka Trust the Science?) Did the Great Collider really openA Stargate to another dimension?Will researchers dine off stories‘Til they receive their pension?Was the unknown entity merelyHaving an inter-dimensional laughWhen it joined them at their tableThen made off with a scarf? Are ‘chemtrails’ real (as some insist?)Are air-borne nano-particles an issueIf they float-down […]
‘reality’ (they say…)
Sitting in the shade in contemplation… this is what happens (work in progress first drafted 07/06/2025 16:30hr Lisbon time) ‘Reality’ (They Say…) They say that none of ‘it’ is realThey say that ‘it’ doesn’t existWe’re living in a simulation(Though opinion on this is mixed) They say we experience dualityCreated from ones-and-zerosAnd we should simply bow […]
britannia: britons ever shall be slaves
written during the period of UK elections in the wake of ‘brexit’ and the pandemic management debacle — which included the wilful killing of thousands of elderly people, who were drugged to death so that they could be added to the largely fictitious ‘covid’ toll in order to boost the narrative that corrupt politicians and […]
big pharma: fleecing the sheep
just prior to coming across the video production Vaxxed III from Children’s Health Defense (a heartrending film that everyone should watch) I had jotted down a short verse… as follows: Big Pharma ‘Big Pharma’ they call themThough they plough not a fieldAnd they care not a jotFor how much crops yieldThey keep not a chickenNor […]