CHERRY HARVEST 2025 POEM: — Excuse my French but….. (Yes the darn Iberian azure winged magpies have done it again in ’26… They just LOVE organic cherries it seems!! I just wish they’d left me a few… Please excuse the language

Every Single F*cking Cherry

Every f*cking cherry, yet again
Those blue-winged bst*rds nicked
They simply swooped and stole them all
Before a-one got picked

Gone, each single f*cking fruit!
I say it with some rancour
That every bloody azure-twat
Is a greedy little w*nker

Not one-for-sorrow, nor two-for-joy
But a f*cking squadron they deploy
At the crack-of-dawn on the day they ripen
Those feathered c*nts fly down and swipe’em!